January 2012
2 posts
BLAKE LIVELY.
is fucking hot.
July 2011
1 post
48 seconds of your time
…and some somewhat decent overacting :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnt4hDAXhrg
THANKS ALOT GUYS!!!
June 2011
5 posts
let's kick this x-factor up a notch.
so what if the timeline got janky….and moira wasn’t scottish….and emma frost looked older than she was in x-men origins: wolverine….and there was another angel that i didn’t know about….I HAVE SOOOO MUCH FAITH IN THIS FRANCHISE. thank you for bringing back my favorite marvel heroes back to the screen with such potency.
X-MEN: FIRST CLASS 8.5/10
paradical.
ong ass post coming soon…after i get bored of this island paradise.
Is Gunpowder a cologne fragrance i can buy?
^^pretty much the same gun, without the foregrip. RAMBO COMBAT SLING INCLUDED!!!! WOOOOWEEEEE
Shot an AR-15 today!!!! Powerful, but recoil wasn’t nearly as bad as I expected and really easy to load. Holographic sight was AWESOME, but my shots still need some work. Looked like a pansy shooting at 50 yards, but aiming can only get better from this point right? Fun with the 2nd Amendment con...
one night in bang-cock?
better if you’re drunk…or like dicks wiggling in your face.
HANGOVER PART DEUX 6.5/10
Note to the 4 Billion Asians: Make more movies...
May 2011
23 posts
I love my job.
…I GOT TIPPED TODAY….i’ve never been tipped…for anything.
My parents quietly acquiesced my foolish ecstasy at the dinner table.
Next time my dogs misbehave, i'll talk to them in...
Wholesome, somewhat heart-felt…but this post is probably the only way I’m going to remember this one in a year or two.
WATER FOR ELEPHANTS (6/10)
What Just Happened?
1. You deserve better.
2. I will always be your friend.
3. (Fuck it)…*BAM*.
It was carelessly placed at some halfway point between her lips and her cheek. I don’t know if it made her uncomfortable and for all I know she might’ve flinched. But I honestly couldn’t care less. If I diverted her stubborn gaze from the past for even a split-second, then my impulse...
=)
Manifestation of Post-academic melange and laziness.
“I am the very slave of circumstance / And impulse - borne away with every...”
– Lord Byron
I really have to chill for a second.
Ana Somnia - lights out! →
I may never want to leave the lights on again.
"I don't think anymore, I just do"
…let me rephrase that. I tend to go beyond what I never had the balls to do a year ago.
On one side, this is selfish manipulation and on the other, it’s a win-win. Still searching for justification.
This is called playing with fire…but I’m fucking freezing out here.
this is so freakin’ vague.
i bet that when your mom said she travels to...
Think About It
…the closest thing Ansel Mendoza son of Lloyd Mendoza and I have to girlfriends are our laptops. It makes sense. THAT’LL CHANGE…heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yesterday was THOR's Day, THOR's Day. Today it is...
I want Asgard to be the theme of my next birthday cake. Frost Giants will be climbing the sides. Action figure with Anthony Hopkins as Odin will be standing on it that shouts “HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY” when you try to argue with him. The sides of the cake will be decorated with rainbow frosting…like the rainbow bridge from the movie. I LIKE IT. Immensely fun movie, but really...
Damn, Europeans are Slick.
Showing some Euro-love with this heist film double feature of Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels (1999) and Rififi (1954).
envy
it ruins everything.
Snow White and the Seven Drugs?
Doc = PROPOFOL
Sneezy = COCAINE
Happy = ECSTASY
Bashful = HEROINE
Dopey = LSD
Sleepy = MARIJUANA
Grumpy = VIAGRA
"Before you want to insult someone, walk a mile in...
- my doppleganger co-worker, Justin
Behind elevator doors.
Currently ~*~ and at the marble slab at edwards greenway….
…I just had my first ice cream. I am a lone, wandering customer at a slow, empty saloon. The lazy bartender behind the barrier silently cursing the slow hours of the workday, but finding complacency in thoughts about his and only his sweet woman awaiting him longingly at home in his modest one-bedroom apartment. I sit here...
